homoaquatic

Two naked guys in a pool. Not usually corresponding with being a homosexual because there is a thin layer of water that technically protects against one man becoming gay.

Chet "What did you do last night? I read today in the New York times you got a little homoaquatic."
Montgomery "Well Chet I'm glad you asked. Wilbert and I went to the country club where we found out there was no one else there. Upon this delightful discovery we disrobed immediately and got a little homoaqautic in the pool. That was when our mexican housekeeper Maria walked in. In the end it was cool because we weren't touching dinks, we were just naked, in a pool, together."

homoaquatic by icecubebaby99baby September 3, 2007

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homoquaticas

man who enjoys being pissed on by another dude

i am homoquaticas, king of the golden showers

homoquaticas by Doug W. February 12, 2008

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Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.

Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022

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Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

An affliction commonly found in a millennial. It is when you are terrified of boats and cannot shower with the lights out. Also known as tremmeling Common symptoms include short arms and a love of teddy bears.

Sorry man I cannot go fishing, I have Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror.

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror by Wally world 6047 June 9, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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