homoaquatic

Two naked guys in a pool. Not usually corresponding with being a homosexual because there is a thin layer of water that technically protects against one man becoming gay.

Chet "What did you do last night? I read today in the New York times you got a little homoaquatic."
Montgomery "Well Chet I'm glad you asked. Wilbert and I went to the country club where we found out there was no one else there. Upon this delightful discovery we disrobed immediately and got a little homoaqautic in the pool. That was when our mexican housekeeper Maria walked in. In the end it was cool because we weren't touching dinks, we were just naked, in a pool, together."

homoaquatic by icecubebaby99baby September 3, 2007

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homoquaticas

man who enjoys being pissed on by another dude

i am homoquaticas, king of the golden showers

homoquaticas by Doug W. February 12, 2008

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Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.

Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022

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Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

An affliction commonly found in a millennial. It is when you are terrified of boats and cannot shower with the lights out. Also known as tremmeling Common symptoms include short arms and a love of teddy bears.

Sorry man I cannot go fishing, I have Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror.

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror by Wally world 6047 June 9, 2022

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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