homing balls

Weaponised testicles commonly employed by those needing a discreet yet deadly method of attack.

Flickinghis bellcap open like the clear plastic cover from the red firing button of an F-16's control stick, he took careful aim and launched his two wire guided testicles toward the enemy genitalia. With a figure-of-8 twist the homing balls met their target and detonated; sending phallic fragments everywhere.

by Michael Shane September 21, 2006