homeless drunk

The act of being so intoxicated (often in public) that you are confused for being a parasite ridden, cart pushin', homeless drunkard.

Evan was so homeless drunk the other night that he pissed in the ashtray.

homeless drunk by Ryan English September 27, 2004

homeless drunk

The state of intoxication when one is unable to get home without assistance from others. Thus, without assistance the drinker would be left homeless.

Man, I was practically homeless drunk last night. Without my sassy gay friend I never would have made it back.

homeless drunk by Sassy Gay Friend April 27, 2010

homeless_drunk 

One who cant see thru the cowlicks hanging from the front

OMG! Look at that homeless_drunk! There should be laws against that!!

homeless_drunk by VD-WHiZ May 14, 2003

Drinking For The Homeless 

An excuse to drink.

Guy A: How can I do charity work and still end up drunk?

Guy B: Drinking For The homeless, they appreciate it.

Drinking For The Homeless by Zachy Awesome January 11, 2010