holvis

A big dick man and sexiest mufucker out there

Holvis is a man

holvis by Unlocked November 22, 2021

Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.

Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

Holistic Steamroller by Belch Queen March 4, 2019

holistic fuck 

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.

Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”

holistic fuck by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021

Hoovishly 

What I foolishly believe to be upon the get high road

With all relative certitudiness I hoovishly spooge my ebonix over the interwebs

Hoovishly by casper will cock for food June 11, 2013

Hollister Game 

Game played in Hollister stores in which players must make it to the back of the store and back outside before any employee greets them or asks for help.

Joe: Lets play the Hollister Game
Mike: Okay
*walk through store*
Employee: Hey wuts up?
Joe: shit

Hollister Game by Syn1717 August 15, 2009

Hollishit

A girl who would buy even shit, if it was adorned with the Hollister label. She is usually middle class, skinny, (or is under the impression she is), and enjoys putting others down.

You: Hey I thought you already had that shirt.

Hollishit Girl: No the other one was pink, this ones salmon.

You: Righhhht, All you do is buy random Hollishit.

Hollishit by thatgirlintheglasses September 25, 2010

Kenny Hollis 

Invented the writing style "Systematic Polar Realoism" while writing "The Hairless Ape" between the years of 1998 and 2005. Kenny Hollis is best known for is Political writing for "The HARF" and AUN Publishing in Denver, Colorado.

Kenny Hollis' most loyal fans have dubbed him the future of American writing and savior of Creative lit.

See also: Trueman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, Gonzo, Wolfe.

Person 1: "That story made absolutely no sense to me."
Person 2: "I know."
Person 1: "You'd have to be Kenny Hollis to understand it."

Kenny Hollis by Bill Dotreve December 14, 2005