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Holidanks 

Derived from the term "Holidays", when every holiday is celebrated with the consumption of large amounts of marijuana. Holidays such as Christmas, Halloween, Labor day, and thanksgiving, are changed so the term "Dank" or other words related to marijuana can be added, creating Dankmas, Halloweed, Labor Dank, Danksgiving, and so forth. The official Holidanks include:

Dankmas or Christmas Dank
Labor Dank
Presidents Dank
Halloweed
Danksgiving
Independence Dank
Martin Luther King Dank
New Years Dank
Valentines Dank
4/20
Memorial Dank
Columbus Dank
Veterans Dank (You get extra dank points if you celebrate with a veteran!)
April Fools Dank
Cinco De Marijuano
Fathers Dank & Mothers Dank (You get extra dank points if you celebrate with your mom or dad!)
St. Patricks Dank (You get extra dank points if you celebrate with someone Irish....or a leprechaun)

It is recommended that the Holidanks are celebrated with your friends by hot boxing, or by smoking a lot more than you usually do.
Friend 1: "Yo man you ready to celebrate Dankmas??"
Friend 2: "Hell yeah man I already bought an oz. of some dank!"

Guy 1: "Dude! I just bought enough dank to celebrate all of the Holidanks this year!"
Guy 2: "Awesomeeee"
Holidanks by RMS93 February 1, 2010

Holidanger 

noun
A dangerous holiday.
A holiday full of danger
A vacation in Pakistan
"Hey, where've you been?"
"Oh, I took a holidanger."
"Pakistan?"
"Yeah"
"Sweet."
Holidanger by holidangerman January 9, 2010

Holienalibo 

A homeless alien. Half Alien half Hobo.
er.... "HOLIENALIBO!!"
its your holiday bandana - the one that you take on every holiday. And the moment you wear it, you feel like ur on a holiday.
Gina forgot her holdana so she doesn't feel like she's on a holiday...
holdana by blubbered December 21, 2010

Holidanus 

the total amount of quality booty one can acquire during the holidays.
I am interested to see just how much Holidanus I can score during the holidays.
Holidanus by ukscotty September 26, 2012

Holidayliens 

I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from??
I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from?? Must be the holidayliens.
Holidayliens by JoeNJ2 December 22, 2020