Hoeledex

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Rolledex-style listing of female names, those of which like to put out

"What was that freaky chick's name from last weekend?" Hold up, let me check my Hoeledex right quick."

Hoeledex by The one known as Bob E. Lee December 1, 2003

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holedex

just like a roledex, but for hoes.

that girl is such a slut, she's in the holedex for sure.

holedex by amber arnold June 1, 2005

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Hoeledex • hoeladex • hoelidex • holedex

hoeladex

itz whatcha pull outcha back packit ta git the hoes rollin on over to the place, with tha peeps, for some nasty sticky midnight treats!!!

Yo this party is bunk...imma pull out my hoeladex and git this mutha krunk...gotta dangle ya worm in the water to see if any trophies are biting...werd'm out!

hoeladex by Kid LOCO April 1, 2007

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hoelidex

A pokedex for hoes, a hoelidex tells you if a females a hoe or not and her freak rating. A hoelidex would let you know if you should go and fuck the girl or not.

Damn! I wish I had a hoelidex, I'd save time by jst known what bitches wana fuck, hit up the nasty bitches and waste no time on the square bitches. videogames

hoelidex by Dolemite noguera April 7, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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