hokey balokey 

Bullshit, poor excuse

Coach: Sam why aren't you practicing today?
Sam: Well I just ate lunch and practice was almost over.
Coach: Ahhhh that's hokey balokey. Get in the fuckin' water.

hokey balokey by Tommaso305 January 23, 2014

hooey balooey 

non-sense, something improbable or irrational.

aka: bull crap

man: did yo eat my cookie
kid: no... ( cookie crumbs on face)

man: that a bunch of hooey balooey

hooey balooey by bunches of b.s. August 23, 2009