hojimo

The act of stupidity.

He was being hojimo, when he started smacking himself on the head.

by 56ontheeagles September 14, 2009

hoojimodaginder

To simply suck the male gender private part

TAM you disguisting pervert, only females hoojimodaginder

by OrientalJake April 21, 2007

Holimonth

A event celebrated throughout a month.

Black history month isn’t a holiday it’s a holimonth

by MrsChanandlerBong February 22, 2018

Holimoon

A belated honeymoon that could be classed as just a holiday but it's actually a honeymoon therefore, making it a 'holimoon'.

I was married in November 2009 and went on 'holimoon' in September 2010.

by holimoonstarter2010 September 10, 2010

hojime

pronounced (Ho-jee-may)
1. a word used to describe or imitate any asian language.
2. the typical answer you would get from an asian when you ask them a question

(Bob) I'll get a pack of cigarettes and a lighter
(Asian) Hojime!
(bob) fuckin chinks...

by uber pooter May 4, 2008

hajimoto

Any Supertroll that posts nonsense on forums for a placebo delusion that he or she has an actual audience that finds them humorous.

Damn that Hajimoto is at it again!!! Talks out of context and cant spell worth a shit on every post. My members are fed up with this arse and are threatening to leave!!!

by Damon Banks April 3, 2007

Hoimontick

A nice guy. And a not so nice guy. A bit weird. He’s the guy who makes plans and then bails out the last moment after all the preparations have been made. He likes dogs. And food.

“He’s gonna bail out again, isn’t he?” “Who? Hoimontick? Yep, he is.”

by GiraffeSwingingHead November 23, 2021