Hoimontick 

A nice guy. And a not so nice guy. A bit weird. He’s the guy who makes plans and then bails out the last moment after all the preparations have been made. He likes dogs. And food.

“He’s gonna bail out again, isn’t he?” “Who? Hoimontick? Yep, he is.”

Hoimontick by GiraffeSwingingHead November 23, 2021

homostick 

A stick (often wooden) or other phallic object which is inserted into the anus of a homosexual male for sexual pleasure.

"the stick that Kraemer uses when bored and alone"

homostick by Art Handtruck October 16, 2003