hoerz

A total Bromosexual with a huge dick but tiny ass balls that barely produce semen

That hoerz over there can't even make a 2 roper

by Charles_N_Deuces March 17, 2014

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Barry Hoerz

He's an ELCA Lutheran pastor in Wisconsin. Quite a fun-loving guy and a little radical. Grew up in Madison in the 60's and 70's - what more can I say?

I wish my pastor were a Barry Hoerz!

by bhoerz February 3, 2010

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The Hœrgüpjelly is a rare delicacy and only a few have been fortunate enough to taste it. It's like a jelly but with the taste of a crepe if a crepe was the shape of a muesli bar, with a main flavour of love.

Seeing that very few people have the chance to eat Hœrgüpjelly, you might as well just kiss my lips as it tastes exactly the same as my regular lips.

by Attrit Jàz November 12, 2021

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David Herzog

A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.

David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.

by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023

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Hoeregan

A big sloot willing to inhale a mans weiner by all means necessary. Enjoys sucking down on farts, dicks in butt, fingers in butt the works. Tends to put herself in ackward situations where the only outcome is a man sticking his valump weiner in her mouth.

Gallo: Wow! Hoeregan really stooped to a new low last night.
Bobby: What do you mean she slept in my room.
Gallo: BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by The Throate April 25, 2010

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