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hoeantic 

When a hoe does hoe things. And it's consistent
"Hoes will do their hoeantics"
hoeantic by Nvrsaayisabel July 19, 2016
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Homantic 

When two people of the same sex do something romantic.
Bob got Mike a dozen roses for Valentine's Day. It was very homantic.
Homantic by drwillie January 28, 2007
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Hoemantic 

When you're not in a relationship yet treat each sexual encounter like a life long lover.
I hooked up with this person, lit candles, put on soft jazz, it was really hoemantic.
Hoemantic by Justinius Phoenix April 24, 2019

Hoemantic 

Suggestive of the excitement two female friends get when spending quality time together.
Girls night out is going to be very hoemantic!

Like a bromance, but hotter <3
Hoemantic by NicoleM JulieG March 21, 2012

HoMantic 

To get all mushy and romantic with a girl who gives it freely, or one which you payed for
Im going to find me a slut tonight then take her out and get all Homantic in the back seat of my volvo

Hoemantic 

When someone says romantic with overt sexual connotations
My buddy Stu was talking about his girlfriend Lou:

Stu: wow, look how beautiful the sunset is.

Lou: yeah, it's beautiful like your eyes, smile, and that COCK.

Stu: wow, that's the most hoemantic thing I've heard
Hoemantic by Dabrool October 1, 2022

Hoemantic 

When you go on a romantic date. But your date ends up taking you to the local 7-11 (convenience store) instead.
Omg your so hoemantic!
Hoemantic by D3ziLuvsM3lo November 12, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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