When an adult human utilises their sexual prowess to convince a series of partners to let them bunk in their home *without monetary contribution* for a brief time in exchange for sexual offerings. The hoehopper will leave when their next hoe-stel 😉 arrangement has been seduced. The hoehopper uses this method to travel inexpensively, and to rack up their bodycount in the meanwhile!
Ike wants to take off for three months to do a tour, some hoehopping, and see the Rocky Mountains. He hopes to hop with snow bunnies or groupies. He's playing a tour with the band,but he told me that he isn't sleeping in a bus with 4 dudes for the next 3 months, so he is looking for some hoehopping targets.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"