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Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.

Used like AFK or BRB.
Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.

Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.
by Koltov&Hordie May 12, 2013
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"Hang Over Dump" - After a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, poops that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. This pooh is smellier and larger than normal poops and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.
White Regis: "Dude I can't remember anything from Wet'n'wild camping"

Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"
by Sci Swagster 2010 July 23, 2010
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