hoboroll 

to arrive at one's destination claiming the company of only one friend, but bringing, approaching and beyond 10 individuals and four or more dogs

Last night I totally got hoborolled, my roommate's going to kill me!

hoboroll by therizzleyouknowbest April 2, 2009

Hobopollo 

Hobopollo is the ship of the two charcters, Pheonix Wright and Apollo Justice, who are from several games in the Ace Attorney series. And by far, it is the DUMBEST ship in the Ace Attorney fandom.

Why?

Well, Pheonix Wright adopted a little girl named Trucy Wright. Apollo Justice is Trucy Wright's half brother from her mother. They are half siblings by blood. Since Pheonix Wright adopted Trucy Wright, by law, Pheonix is Trucy's father.

We don't need Trucy walking in on her father screwing her brother.

Weirdos of the fandom: Hobopollo is my OTP!

Me: I want to murder you will all my heart. Look up Hobopollo in the Urban Dictionary, you'll find out why you died soon enough.

Hobopollo by Raina Cadavian UwU June 17, 2020

Hobtroll 

The one friend everyone knows they have who is really competitive and will tease/ make fun of people who they have beaten. When u try to stand up to them they will

A) break your spectacles if u wear them

B) call u trash and shit

C) boot a soccer ball at your face

If u have a hobtroll friend, remember this rhyme: hobtrolls suck, they are shit, if they beat you that is it, kick that hobtroll from your life, you should get a wife

Hobtroll: ha! U suck! Ur trash!
You: kick that hobtroll from ur life...
Hobtroll: what was that, bitch baby?
You: fuck you, hobtroll I'm out
Hobtroll: what the shit jus happened rn
You: *gets a wife*

Hobtroll by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021