hobnocking wanker Share definition Flag The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot. Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker hobnocking wanker by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the hobnocking wanker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch