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hobified 

the process of turning into a hobe
That poor child used to be cool but the he hobified.
hobified by Ghetoman April 16, 2003
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pronounced
holy-fied. it really means that after a religous ceremony (i.e being ordained a priest)the fact you have been made more holy. used were i live after making your confirmation.
girl a: how was your confirmation?
girl b: great! i'm feeling really holified
holified by GirlyGoth March 30, 2009
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hobofied 

a creation made by max g. or cody s.
crappy/cool
that ring is so hobofied!
hobofied by cody September 11, 2003
shit faced drunk. Like major binge drinkage has gone on
Jim didn't even remember getting hocified after his girl dumped him, you better have someone supervise dude.
hocified by Caitlyn R. J. April 26, 2008

hoeified 

When two girls you are having sexual relations with wind up in the same place.
Daniel was hoeified when Jess showed up at the club he was already at with Vanessa.
hoeified by 300rum August 28, 2016
Dead.

Hocificying, Hocify
CrazyCaper totally hocified that nub
Hocified by saltycaper710 December 10, 2020

Hoeified 

The process of a modern person becoming looser and looser with their sexual morals thanks to porn, hookup culture, polygamy, Tik Tok, OnlyFans , and the glorification of sex work.

Verb: Hoeify
Man 1: "I went on a last night. I was really into her until she told me she has an OnlyFans. She was extremely upset after I told her I didn't want to date a girl with one".
Man 2: "Yeah dude sounds like she was hoeified. If this continues in our country, I don't know what world our kids will live in".
Hoeified by wrongswhatwithme February 5, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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