Definitions by 300rum

hoeified

When two girls you are having sexual relations with wind up in the same place.

Daniel was hoeified when Jess showed up at the club he was already at with Vanessa.

hoeified by 300rum August 28, 2016

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.

That guy over there has a cheese wheel.