A piece of software or bloatware, often badly written or buggy, that uses unnecessarily large amounts of RAM, disk space or CPU time and has the effect of lengthening boot times and/or rendering a computer slow or useless.
A way of hugging another person except without using a plural such as "hugs" or "huggles" or "hugz0rz". It is a verb, an action word hence must always be in **
1) omfgliek h2u *huggage*
2) awww kekeke well bye *huggage*
Ancient Durkean; a supernatural beast, specifically a demon feared almost universally by the Durkeans. Cultural anthropologists investigating the role of the Higgagee in the durkean creation mythology claim that it was first seen by the First Chief, Dyodom, in the Elsa wilderness, specifically in the region referred to as having some connection with a california based tribe of Winnebago.
The Durkean creation story also tells of the Higgagee's ability to manifest itself into a corporeal form that is inpentirably black, and seems as if it were a "hole in reality" to quote Doctor Earl Wynn.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'