A girl age 16-19 who usually has long blonde or brown hair which she frequently colores, is tan, wears huge sunglasses and has 20+ pairs of them, while driving her convertible car like a dumb shit, wears a lot of makeup and tightshort denim shorts with little tanktops with her bikini underneath and of course flip flops in the summer, and acts like a Paris Hilton wannabe.
Nicole: Like wow, did you see Alexis in her car with the other day when those guys were tryin to pick her up??!
Ashley: I know she is such a sunglasses ho...I'm jealous!
Unofficial term for someone who specializes in rolling up and storing water hoses in a profession that requires the use of hoses. Often used in a sarcastic manner that implies that the Hosun is dignified job; when really it's just a job that no one else wants to do.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).