hmongkey

An extremely evolved primate (monkey or human). Most commonly asian.

Man, that hmongkey is cute, but I think he just stole my taco!

by Kelly Sexton January 29, 2007

Hmongkey Moment

A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational hmongkey man.

This hmongkey threatened to hurt a girl all because he had a hmongkey moment over a joke.

I saw these two hmongkeys brawl over a teenage hmongkey female during hmongkey mating season. It was such a hmongkey moment

by Overly Sensitive Hmong December 27, 2011