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The way to spell the sexually transmitted disease according to the god Michael Scott.
“I can’t even say it...h-i-r-p-e-e-s..yes I have hirpees.”
hirpees by Show Junkee February 9, 2019
Related Words
hirple = to walk with a limp.

Pronounced to rhyme with 'purple' thereby denouncing the myth that nothing rhymes with purple
Matthew (Matthew is one of my roleplay characters) hirpled over to Bob.

Hirpantesqutee 

A catch-all term for things that are very similar to other things, but intentionally skewed in order to be recognizably based on something but different enough that if it was presented without context it would be unlikely to remind the viewer of the source material. It is similar to satire, or parody, but doesn't contain the connotation of mockery.
That dude with long hair looks like a hirpantesqutee Marilyn Manson.
Hirpantesqutee by PricklyPearGames November 6, 2020

Hirpantesqutee 

A catch-all term for things that are very similar to other things, but intentionally skewed in order to be recognizably based on something but different enough that if it was presented without context it would be unlikely to remind the viewer of the source material. It is similar to satire, or parody, but doesn't contain the connotation of mockery.
That dude with the long hair looks like a hirpantesqutee Marilyn Manson.
Hirpantesqutee by PricklyPearGames November 6, 2020
Hirpoo is a East African name, he usually is super hot, nice, funny, and has sexy hair. Hirpoo’s usually have huge cocks and are the best to hang out with.
“ Bro, I was just with Hirpoo, he’s the coolest dude I’ve ever met.”
Hirpoo by Trixy123 April 11, 2019

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026