hipol

A woman who can ride a pole while staying in sync with the music. Also has the ablitity to sit on the ceiling with her legs in the air.

the Hipol has her ass cheeks planted on the ceiling.

hipol by Einhander November 23, 2006

hiplete 

A person who is a cross between an athlete and a hipster, they enjoy art, indie music, basketball, riding fixed bikes and football. They may walk down the street wearing skinny jean cut-offs, nike mid calfs, retro running shoes, scarfs, designer glasses, thick beards, and vintage New York Yankee hats from the 1970s. They are neither the best athlete or the most liberal self absorbed hipster, but in an awkward medium state enjoying the best of both subcultures.

hipster: Hey wanna drink PBR and listen to the new Vampire Weekend album?

hiplete: Yea man! while I practice my jump shot for the game coming up!

hipster: ...... god you fucking hiplete

hiplete by hillert October 18, 2013

Hopolophobia 

Hopolophobia is an irrational fear of weapons.

The shopper fled from the store in a panic, after seeing the rifles in sporting goods due to hopolophobia.

Hopolophobia by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Hopolophobe 

A hopolophobe is one with an irrational fear of weapons.

The hopolophobe went into a full panic seeing guns in the sporting goods section.

Hopolophobe by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

Hipling 

A young wanna be hipster, usually spotted at the nearest indie band concert and or coffee shop. This teen most likely has little to no knowlede of the band tee they are currently wearing. They are the new generation of fake music lovers who just want to seem cool and misunderstood.

bob: hey man! wanna go to the Bastille concert?
jack: no thanks bro. there will be too many hiplings.

Hipling by errrrrrin May 2, 2014

Hipslut 

A hipslut is a Hipster Slut. This often describes an average teenage girl who wears any kind of galaxy item or similar, high waisted shorts and crop tops. They also like to wear religious Christian cross accessories when most of them arent religious anyway & over-accessorise. They wear daisy chain headbands, vans, usually 'dip dye' their hair and wear too much makeup. They also have a weird obsession with triangles. They often only do this for attention from guys even though it doesn't make them anymore attractive. They spend most of their time on tumblr posting irrelevant, disgusting, time-wasting pictures.They refer to themselves as "hipster's" when in fact, they are another trend of mainstream since most teenage girls are hipsters anyway. Most normal teenage girls decide to turn into a hipslut because they think they look attractive and 'cool' when in fact, people just mock them.

omg hipslut alert. run as fast as you can before they kill you with their triangles!

Hipslut by hIderEiMahrA October 16, 2012

hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.

Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

hipocalypse by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015