A Lauren himnan is a dumb bustdown bitch who looks like garret watts and and aardvark fucked and had a baby, but was drop kicked in the stomach while pregnant. has the wrist laugh in thee entire universal orbit
Nobody:
A Lauren himnan *breathes*:
everybody : Why is she literally such a Lauren hinman
A lovely little man baby, she is a delight to be around and has dough like cheeks that have freckles dusted all over them! But he can be a real laser sometimes. An amazonngdong best friend.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.