hillbilly hot day shit shovel

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.

Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!