A masturbatingbear gets high, then sleeps for a season.....OR, a guy who gets so high that he jerks off a hibernating bear.
TIM IS NOT GOOD TO BRING ALONG CAMPING. LAST TIME HE CAME ALONG, HE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND WOUND UP HIGHBEARBATING AT OUR CAMP GROUNDS UNTIL THE FOLLOWING SEASON.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)