highwear

N. The sunglasses you put on when your eyes are displaying the effects of marijuana.

I see Adam's got his highwear on to go meet his girlfriend's parents.

by Madam Pince March 9, 2017

HighBEARbating

A masturbating bear gets high, then sleeps for a season.....OR, a guy who gets so high that he jerks off a hibernating bear.

TIM IS NOT GOOD TO BRING ALONG CAMPING. LAST TIME HE CAME ALONG, HE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND WOUND UP HIGHBEARBATING AT OUR CAMP GROUNDS UNTIL THE FOLLOWING SEASON.

by RiffleForce June 10, 2018