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conversation hijacker 

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.
George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

Highjacking

Beating the fuck out of your meat while high on marijuana.
I can’t talk, I’m about to start highjacking”
Highjacking by PO2 Cook June 26, 2018

HighJacking

A word to describe the art of jerking off while high
After smoking weed Ryan was highjacking for 6 hours strait

Highjack 

To masturbate, while under the influence of but not limited to say, marijuana. It is also important to point out that extreme focus is exercised.
E.G. Oh man last night I had tunnel vision as I watched back door sluts 9 and Highjacked after i toked up
Highjack by Therandy15 June 14, 2011

Plane Hijacker Sex 

When you have sex with someone from the Middle East either on accident or on purpose
Narrator: student watches porn and has plane hijacker sex
Plane Hijacker Sex by Plat's gat December 10, 2021

facebook status hijacker 

When someone hijacks ur fb status to talk about something completely unrelated!
Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps

John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!