Someone, usually pertaining to the southern United States, who is so inbred, alcoholic, and country, that they are in their own classification of stupid; hickshit. This type of person usually cackles loudly and annoyingly while guzzling poisoning amounts of alcohol to compensate for their mental retardation.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.