Hey Siri 

Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with

User - “Hey Siri, call mom”

Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”

User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”

Hey Siri by Hey Alexa January 31, 2019

Hey Siri 

the stupid thing my brother uses even when he has the phone in his hand

Bro: "Hey Siri, what's the weathe-"
Me: "Shut the fuck up, you have the damn phone in your hand, hold the button and call it a day. its genuinely annoying."

Hey Siri by anonymous October 11, 2021

hey siri call 911 

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

hey siri call 911 by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008