hey shitass 

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.

Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*

hey shitass by frggerz October 23, 2020

hey shitass 

“hey shitass, wanna see me ” is a meme where someone tries to speed run but when they do the person named shitass already reached that way before him.

“hey shitass, wanna see me speedrun”
“wait how did you get here”

hey shitass by MLGYolofade October 26, 2020

Hey Shitass 

HEY SHITASS I'M AM SICK OF SEEING YOU IN MY RECOMMENDED MATE, THE MEME IS DEAD, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN *Cocks gun* GIMME ALL YOUR LOOT *Gunshot* COME ONNNN *Shoots Shitass* YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH WOOOO OH MY GOD, GOLD INGOTS, DIAMOND GEAR, A GOLD PLAY BUTTON, AND A... AN UNO REVERSE CARD? SHITASS YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY- SHITASS MATE, STEP OUT OF THE KV-1 SOVIET TANK, I WAS ONLY JOKING, I WAS ONLY JO- *Dies*

Hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
*Heavy earrape mic breathing and heavy mouse tap noises*

Hey Shitass by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020

HEY SHITASS 

A meme

Random Person Of Minecraft: "Hey shitass whanna see me phucking speed brid- How the fuck are you already there?"

HEY SHITASS by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan January 9, 2022

Hey shitass wanna see me- 

Hey, shitass wanna-
Ass soon ass you said that. shitass has already been 4 dimensions ahead of you.
Ass his speed goes faster than the speed of light, look at him, shitass has entered
the future of Minecraft, He's so happy he's literally crying out ores that haven't
come out of Minecraft yet. *Shitass: Cries out **** ore,*( can't spoil it for Mojang.)

Average Minecrafter: HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME-
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
Shitass: I Am 4 parrel universes ahead of you. *goes back*
Shitass: Goes back to 1944* Grabs an mp40 and gets a TIGER
Average Minecrafter: WAIT GET OUT OF THE TANK I WAS JUST JOKING-
Shitass: ALLAH AKBAR
b o o m . . . .

Hey shitass wanna see me- by ShitAss46 November 6, 2022