In geometry class, the teacher asked for questions about hexagons so I raised the topic of hexafuck, and we had a very intelligent and enlightening discussion.
"Hexfucked" is a life long condition in which the worse possible luck seems to ALWAYS befall the poor fool who, even though they are expecting it, are blind-sided by the worst possible outcomes of any important and/or personal situation.
A person may be born hexfucked, as it seems to be hereditary, or can be developed over time and much, much alcohol and drug abuse leading to a near lifetime of poor decisions
I've got courttoday and i was born "hexfucked". This isn't going to end well.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"