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hexfucked 

"Hexfucked" is a life long condition in which the worse possible luck seems to ALWAYS befall the poor fool who, even though they are expecting it, are blind-sided by the worst possible outcomes of any important and/or personal situation.

A person may be born hexfucked, as it seems to be hereditary, or can be developed over time and much, much alcohol and drug abuse leading to a near lifetime of poor decisions
I've got court today and i was born "hexfucked". This isn't going to end well.
hexfucked by Ben Hexfucked July 15, 2019
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hexafucksagon

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*catches them*
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hexafucksagon by HyperGray December 20, 2019
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"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
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