hetdar

The opposite of gaydar. An ablilty to sense heterosexuality in another being. Useful when your newly uncloseted friend decides that every attractive male with a sense of style is gay, and tries to trump your totally logical arguments to the contrary by proclaiming to have gaydar.

gay dude: "Your buddy Steve is gay."
not gay dude: "no he isn't"
gay dude: "believe me I have gaydar, he's gay as Christmas"
not gay due: "Well I have hetdar, and he's about as gay as Wilt Chamberlin"
gay dude: "oh..."

by Sean M. Lennon March 9, 2006

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Hetard

It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person

Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...

by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012

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Hetare

A Japanese anime slang which signifies an inept and mentally unstable character who is always sincerely worry about something benign and crumbles by a slightest nudge.

But their acute behaviour is the very reason why others love (or laugh at) them. Self-inflicting hypochondriac but in a funny & harmless way.

Originally derived from an old Japanese colloquial expression 'he-tare' (constantly farting from one's mouth) which means someone tend to moan/sigh/squeal when facing a trivial problem. Also a term for underlings, lame animal/object.

Friend: Why did you call an emergency service when you got lost in the Metropolitan Library? Jane: because I should not disturb other people in a library...isn't that written in the law? If I made too much noise, a laser beam will poke my head and cook my brain! ...that small devices on the wall are for that, no? Friend: Haha...no (is she referring to CCTV cameras!?). Next time you got lost in a library just ask someone quietly but don't call an emergency service, OK? Jane: OK. -- Since then Jane is keenly learning sign language so that she can ask "where is the exit?" without making a noise. She reckons it's a brilliant solution, forgetting that not many hearing people can understand sign language. Well-meant but inept and eternally entertaining at their own cost, is HETARE.

by Deektionary September 4, 2013

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Hetarezeme

A seme that is obviously controlled by his uke.

In Junjou Romantica, a manga and anime series,the character of Usami displays a strong aggressive, 'in charge' seme surface, but he really is a hetarezeme to Misaki's reluctant uke.
Source: Mentioned by the voice actor, Hikaru Hanada, in an interview.

by ButterflyFomori January 28, 2009

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