Hetare 

A Japanese anime slang which signifies an inept and mentally unstable character who is always sincerely worry about something benign and crumbles by a slightest nudge.

But their acute behaviour is the very reason why others love (or laugh at) them. Self-inflicting hypochondriac but in a funny & harmless way.

Originally derived from an old Japanese colloquial expression 'he-tare' (constantly farting from one's mouth) which means someone tend to moan/sigh/squeal when facing a trivial problem. Also a term for underlings, lame animal/object.

Friend: Why did you call an emergency service when you got lost in the Metropolitan Library? Jane: because I should not disturb other people in a library...isn't that written in the law? If I made too much noise, a laser beam will poke my head and cook my brain! ...that small devices on the wall are for that, no? Friend: Haha...no (is she referring to CCTV cameras!?). Next time you got lost in a library just ask someone quietly but don't call an emergency service, OK? Jane: OK. -- Since then Jane is keenly learning sign language so that she can ask "where is the exit?" without making a noise. She reckons it's a brilliant solution, forgetting that not many hearing people can understand sign language. Well-meant but inept and eternally entertaining at their own cost, is HETARE.

Hetare by Deektionary September 4, 2013

heptaret

A term signifying a sevenfold return on investment, inspired by "hepta," the Greek word for seven, and "ret," an abbreviation for return. Represents extraordinary growth and success achieved in a given timeframe.

Tesla's stock price displayed an astonishing heptaret since January 2020, with its value multiplying sevenfold, showcasing its dominance in the electric vehicle market.

heptaret by ara205 August 19, 2023

Hetard 

It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person

Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...

Hetard by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012

HOTarexia 

An affliction comparable to anorexia except instead of sufferers believing that they are fat, Hotarexics believe they are HOT.
Hoterexics are often shocked by mirrors and photo’s when they believed they were looking a lot hotter.
Hotarexics can be of varying degrees of attractiveness from low to moderate to high but nothing compared to their inflated self perception of extreme hotness.

Roisin “Wait! That photo must be wrong, I could have sworn I was looking hotter than that last night. . . in my mind, I am so much better looking”
Brooke “What you’ve got there, is a good ol’ fashioned case of hotarexia”

HOTarexia by carsonator September 30, 2011

Henare 

Henare is a kind loving person he gets along with everyone he is good to have a social conversation with over a drink he lives next to two bottlestores which is convieneint

What you up to Henare going to get a box of bourbon

Henare by ncasndksadksadjksacsandcksandk May 19, 2019

Heatred 

A feeling of hatred which conjurs heat, leading to beef, and someone gettin some hard contact on their jaw bone.

Prizzy: "Yo ma girl Pusstang got some heatred for that girl Deejhonay"
Trei: "I'd still lay her ass out tho"

Heatred by Frizzy Fake August 1, 2009

Hutaree Militia 

1. A radical right-wing militia group based in Lenawee County, Michigan, about 30 miles southwest of Ann Arbor. The word "Huntaree" means "Christian Warrior" in the group's secret language. (A related Huntaree group is located in Utah.)

2. A group of idiots who believe that Christ wants them to murder police officers and start a global insurrection.

Members of the Militia come from Michigan, Ohio, Utah and Indiana. They are convinced that a war against the Anti-Christ is imminent and they identify the enemy as the U.S. government. In late March 2010, nine members of the Hutaree Militia were arrested for plotting to kill local law enforcement officials, an act they believed would "spark" a national uprising against the government.

The Militia was led by David Brian Stone, who trained his members in paramilitary operations using semi-automatic weapons and mock roadside bombs. Their plan was to murder a local police officer and then bomb the funeral, leading to the mass slaughter of dozens if not hundreds of local and state police officials. All in the name of Christ.

"Did you hear about that Hutaree Militia group in Adrian? They think FEMA is building secret concentration camps. I hear they're big fans of Glen Beck."

Hutaree Militia by Peter Kobs March 30, 2010