herpedurptologist 

The study of retarded lizards and reptiles

Hey have you met bob?
he's the local herpedurptologist for the national park service

herpedurptologist by the retarded lizard guy October 21, 2011

Herpederpetologist

Someone who claims to be a scientist, but is dumber than a snake.

Ted Haggard is a Herpederpetologist.

Herpederpetologist by Drohczid January 15, 2026