hero’s journey

A string of successful outcomes in a person’s life that make people believe that the person can do no wrong. Someone who is constantly “winning” at life. Kanye West, Kanye, Heros Journey, Winning, President Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Make America Great Again, Trump army, Trumpnado, Trumpestuous, Charlie Sheen, tiger blood, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Trump trounce, bigly, biggly, Trump armor, the Orange King, 45

I’m on my own hero’s journey-I’ve got a beautiful girlfriend, a new job on Wall Street and I’m in the best shape of my life. I’m winning big time!

hero’s journey by joecoolthefool October 12, 2018

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Hero's Journey

A Hero's Journey is taking a very high dose of a psychedelic substance, "dipping into the void". For mushrooms it's 5+ grams, for LSD it's 4+ tabs, and for DMT it's 60+ milligrams. It's the strong threshold of a psychedelic substance. Your experiences during your Hero's Journey will differ depending on competence, sober past experiences, setting and goals. The purpose of your Hero's Journey is up to you. It can be out of sheer curiosity, or for things like ego death, learning about yourself or the universe.

I ate a lot of shrooms DMT LSD last night and did a Hero's Journey. I feel so great man, the world is absolutely beautiful.

Hero's Journey by psychtime October 22, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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