The biggest PIMP on planet Earth is HER MAMA. Known for telling your girl, "Find a man with a good job. Find a man with a nice car. Find a man who can buy you shit."
That ho dumped me cuz HER MAMA said I ain't got enough bank!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.