Henry Hoover 

To use a Henry Hoover to suck the poo from the bumhole of a Sheffielder.

"I love a good henry hoovering after watching Sheff united get bummed by Sheff Wednesday"
"Have you heard of this curry house in Portugal? You need to get Henried after eating there, but they make a rate nice phall"

Henry Hoover by Mr Hendersons May 10, 2021

henry hoover 

To describe a girl that can suck cock as good if not better than a henry hoover.
can be shortened to just 'henry'

wow shes a right fucking henry hoover

you suck cock better than a henry hoover

henry hoover by insolationtape October 20, 2009

Henry Hoover 

When a golfer hoovers up putts from all over the greens.

Beef was a Henry Hoover on the greens today

Henry Hoover by Maccadoodle September 20, 2020

Henry Hoover 

When a young woman has sex 24-7 with a henry hoover, sometimes a partner is needed, prefferably a male with a Hetti hoover.
And then makes a video of it.

'Yo fish lips, do you wanna make some henry Hoover porn tonight?'

Henry Hoover by Instant-orgasm June 19, 2009

Henry the Hoover 

For men, using a Henry Hoover for sexual pleasure. An alternative is Henrietta the Hoover if using the pink model. For women, it is a man who leaves 'war wounds'. Can be shortened to Henry.

"I have never... done it with Henry the Hoover."

"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"

Henry the Hoover by I Love Tarquin November 13, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019