Waitress: What'll you have, hon?
Me: I'll have 2 henfruit, over easy.
Waitress: WTF are you talking about-speak english ya freak!!
Me: Oh, sorry-2 eggs, over easy.
Waitress: That's better-2 eggs coming up!
Me: <mumbling> Fetch the tip, bitch~
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi