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Hem and haw 

1. To complain or debate at length about a subject.
2. To make a noise or talk about something at length to waste time.
The politician hem and hawd on the floor of the senate to keep the bill from being called to a vote.
Hem and haw by Mubun May 2, 2010

hemhawrhoids 

Major pain-in-the-ass condition of acute indecisiveness that often causes mild-to-extreme physical/emotional/mental discomfort, inconvenience, confusion/resentment/impatience/exhaustion, etc. for all those involved, plus the major waste of time/opportunities/resources, inefficiency/stagnation, needless delays/cost-overruns, etc..
It is an erroneous belief that someone with hemhawrhoids can be cured/hurried along with a good kick in the rear end --- he's already a sore-natured a**h**e, and so any further physical trauma "back there" will only make his condition worse. Smearing on summa dat Pfizer-brand cream dat comes in a tube might indeed help wid da pain somewhat, but I don't know about significant improvement in da slowness-to-make-up-his-mind part of the equation.
hemhawrhoids by QuacksO May 15, 2018

hemhawing 

Not being able to make up your mind. Not being able to make a decision, whether I should do this or should I do that
You want the blonde or the brunette? Quit hemhawing & make up your mind
hemhawing by Johnny Ringo July 28, 2024