helloffenstein 

1.) A more interesting way of saying Hello, which also sounds slightly German.

2.) A remote non-existent country, sparsely populated by hobbits and donkeys.

1.) "hey"
"yo"
"helloffenstein"

2.)And Marko Baggins, a long lost relative of Bilbo and Frodo went off to live with his girlfriend Tulula Wentworth and her herd of donkeys in Helloffenstein.

helloffenstein by gribble February 2, 2003