A short lil' man who'll beat the absolute shit out of anyone if necessary . He needs a squad who WON'T die but still serves as Humanity's Strongest. He has to babysit a 17 year old titan shifter and has beat him as well. He likes poop jokes and short horses and cleaning as well. His actual name is Rivialle or Levi Ackerman. *He's also french
Random person: I'm gonna die...
Heichou: Well, don't get any blood on the floor, I just swept.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.