by Turtle Testes April 12, 2018
by MICHAELANGELODINGO June 19, 2011
by *Barbie July 25, 2006
Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!
Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...
Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!
Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...
Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!
by MurphMonster January 3, 2009
A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc
by Malphrus August 23, 2011
A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.
What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.
Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.
What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.
Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.
Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?
Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.
Doglet: Harsh times.
Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.
Doglet: Harsh times.
by Doglet August 23, 2010
by Jack Monfog November 29, 2009