heffalet 

Is a unisexual affectionate term of endearment, often between very cute and plump persons. Can be abbreviated to heffa. Can be pronounced as heffuh.

You so cute heffalet! or You so cute heffa!

heffalet by Jorge Cosgayon November 10, 2008

Heffaleupagus 

A mammoth-sized, very large, ugly female that conducts herself in a "ratchet" manner, oblivious, not very bright, usually eats everything in sight, and does the dumbest shit that is hilarious to everyone else.

"Look at that sloppy ass Heffaleupagus running through the club like shes the shit."
"Damn! I just saw a Heffaleupagus eat two racks of ribs!"

Heffaleupagus by Noo-Cow March 5, 2015

heffalatapus 

1:Pertaining to an annoying fat neighbor
2:An unhappy and annoying housewife

Bring it on ya fuckin heffalatapus!!!

heffalatapus by james641985 June 6, 2007