Heffaleupagus

A mammoth-sized, very large, ugly female that conducts herself in a "ratchet" manner, oblivious, not very bright, usually eats everything in sight, and does the dumbest shit that is hilarious to everyone else.

"Look at that sloppy ass Heffaleupagus running through the club like shes the shit."
"Damn! I just saw a Heffaleupagus eat two racks of ribs!"

by Noo-Cow March 5, 2015