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Hector Miranda 

A fucking insane person who is really nice and always has a way to to turn even the most innocent things into something perverted.
grrrr, that was sooo a hector miranda!
Hector Miranda by Hector Miranda December 23, 2004

Hector Marin

A fat Mexican who is a benchwarmer in baseball and nicknamed SUPER TORTA
Alex: Man look at that torta over there.

Chris: Is that hector Marin

Alex: yeah, it is hector

Hector Malector 

Hectic's successor.
Adam: Dude, what happened with that chick last night?
Ben: That chicks fur cave was hector malector!
Adam: Sweeeeeet
Hector Malector by grooof August 3, 2011

Hector Martini 

A drink that is not really a drink. It's a drink that was created on the moment with whatever liquor are available. It's only a Martini by definitions because its served on a stem glass.
Sergio: Hey man. What the fuck is in this martini?

Weaksauce: IDK man, I just mixed whatever liquors we had left over.

Sergio: I can't even taste the vermouth faggot. This some Hector Martini.
Hector Martini by King Cobra XX September 10, 2010

Hector Mayor 

Can melt any girls heart. Favorite word: Boi. Most likely mains D.va in Overwatch and Likes to constantly sleep on a certain person lap. He also can't be nerfed. Loves to turn the tables around for others.
Hector Mayor stole Melanie's heart in front of someone.
Hector Mayor by XNuke February 8, 2017

hector manuel ramirez 

A finnnnnnn assss go has a big dick he sexy asf and hell loyal.... fuckin papi hellla daddy material hes husband material so if u have a hector manuel Ramirez don't lose him his a great part of yiur life hell make u smile hell be there 24/7 Hes a type of guy that would lov u with all his heart... thivkkkkk asss nigga tooo