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heathernet

Like the internet, but instead of computers and stuff, it's chicken wire hooked up to a car battery.
This heathernet is the way of the future
heathernet by Rocco February 13, 2004
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heathernet

the most bullshit internet you have ever seen it runs on hamster sperm while watching tentacle porn
have u seen his heathernet its bullshit
heathernet by disss dick July 28, 2016

Heathern 

Deep Southern (south east) pronunciation of the word heathen.
Them damn heathern migrant workers stole my plow!
Heathern by Possums September 21, 2018

heatherlee 

Is a beautiful wonderful and outgoing person , you can count on her for anything. She will have your back and make you feel better when you are upset. A person who will make you laugh and smile. Someone who will love you and care for you when no one does. Somebody who will believe in you when no one does.
Heatherlee is someone you love
heatherlee by B.N.K March 15, 2017

Heatherberry

The Heatherberry is a campagne drink with a few spashes of cranberry juice. Kind of like a mimosa, but with cranberry juice...and more champagne.
You "Hey, can i get a heatherberry?"
Waitress "A Heatherberry??"
You "Yes, a glass of champagne with a spash of cranberry juice"
Waitress "Oh thats what they are called?!"
You "UM...Yes"
Heatherberry by lkhanson0 June 14, 2011

Heatherbear 

The most amazing person in the world. A girl named heather who's both cuddly and ferocious. Generally a wonderful compliment.
Oh Heatherbear I love you so much
Heatherbear by Cepappa February 9, 2008

heatherettehottie 

a rising teen socialite, heatherettehottie has constantly proved herself to be THE BEST imvu girl out! Although being fairly new to the influencer scene shes already gotten older girls jealous!
who’s doin it like heatherettehottie?
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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