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heart agasm 

Noun
1. a sharp pleasure that makes you want to clutch your chest in ecstasy
2. antonym for heart attack
The girl I like kissed me today and the shock almost gave me a heart agasm
heart agasm by GQMartin October 26, 2011
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heartgasms 

This means to have an orgasm from the heart, not sexually but the same amount of pleasure as an orgasm.
Josh: you give me heartgasms
you: no way!
Josh: yes you make my heart nut
heartgasms by virxtuaI May 8, 2021

Heartgasm 

That queasy,tingly, excited feeling In your heart/chest area when you like or love some one. Sorta like heart ache but a good feeling.
Guy1: so how's the girl?
Guy2: o gosh, she's givin me a heartgasm thinking bout her everynite!
Heartgasm by Toourban4Urban March 29, 2010

heartgasm 

That feeling in your heart when you see an attractive person. Like heart skipping a beat
:O! *heartgasm* That guy is HOT!
heartgasm by teeny_tiney24 August 1, 2006

heartgasm 

A heartgasm is the result of a heart attack at the moment of orgasm. Generally experienced by the elderly, the chances of this occurring are highly unlikely. Bad heartburn may be mistaken for it on occasion.
Tom: Oh, yes, yes, i'm almost-Ahhhhhh! *Death*

Rebecca: Oh my word, what's wrong?!

Tom: *Rejoins the living* Heartgasm *death*

Rebecca: Nooooo!
heartgasm by LonghairtheJesus March 11, 2008

Heartgasmic 

the feeling you get after hearing something really beautiful or sweet
It was Heartgasmic to hear him say, without me in his life he would have no reason to breathe.
Heartgasmic by Nykolette October 14, 2011

heartgasm 

When it hurts so much, but feels so good.
She gave me a heartgasm. Now I will never be the same.
heartgasm by urbanspaceman April 4, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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