hearing AIDS

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What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

hearing AIDS by Jack324 November 24, 2007

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Hearing AIDS

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.

"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"

Hearing AIDS by AriAstor March 19, 2010

Hearing AIDS

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

Hearing AIDS by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Hearing AIDS

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS

Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.

Hearing AIDS by entonces_taco August 7, 2022

Hearing-AIDS

What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.

Mayo: No, what happened?

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.

Hearing-AIDS by silverlemur December 9, 2008

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

Hearing-AIDS by silverlemur December 13, 2008

Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)

This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....

Hearing-AIDS by Ruv March 19, 2005

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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