headupass day 

Any day, commonly Friday, when it seems the majority of people are unable to pay attention to what they are doing at the present time. Their minds are firmly planted elsewhere, sometimes having a disastrous outcome.

I got cut off so many times in traffic on the way. Must be headupass day again.

headupass day by cyrrus April 9, 2025

Femboy Headpats Day 

On the 18th of October every year, it is required to give all femboys you see a headpat. Then maybe they'll give something back ;3

"Oh gimmie a sec i gotta give that femboy a headpat."
"Why?"
"Cuz it's Femboy Headpats Day! And plus he might suck my dick."

Femboy Headpats Day by dogethedogeofdoge October 17, 2022

give headpats to smol day 

"Give Headpats to Smol day" is a joke day that "smolcutie" (the discord user) got on her mind on March 30th. The day is on April 2nd. You shall then appear in her DMs/server and be like *givez headpatz* to her.

"brooo its my birthday !!"
"fuck that, its give headpats to smol day"
"oh right, aight thx for reminding me !"

give headpats to smol day by smolcutiepie March 30, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008