3 definitions by saintofcircumstance

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A method of illumination by taping a cheap book of matches to your forehead.
Bro 1. BRAH..I can't see in here its so fucking dark.
Bro 2. Don't worry Bromeister. I've got a coupla books of matches and some tape. I'll make us both a polish headlamp.
by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016
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A male who is a straight up alcohol lightweight. He wastes exorbitant amounts of beer by only drinking half of each can, and then discreetly setting the other hot half down amidst the other party refuse, and leaving it. The Beer Lindsey gives the illusion of being a seasoned heavyweight, but truly drinks like a, "young high school girl". The discarded half of the beer is discovered the next day during party cleanup, and is now referred to as a, "lindseyed beer". The true heavyweights then proceed to drink the lindseyed beers, as they consider it blasphemous to waste such large amounts of nectar.
PLEDGE 1. (DURING CLEAN UP AFTER PLEDGE NIGHT). GOD DAMN THERE WERE A BUNCH OF BEER LINDSEY'S HERE LAST NIGHT. I'VE FOUND AT LEAST 20 HALF FULL BEERS.

PLEDGE 2. HAIR OF THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER. IF NOT FOR THE BEER LINDSEY, WE WOULD HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER 12 PACK.
by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016
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AN INFLATABLE DOLL GANGBANG. (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DOPPLEGANGER: MEANING: SOMEONE THAT IS AN EXACT LOOK ALIKE OF YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE.)
HEY HOMIE, BRING OVER SOME LUBE AND VIAGRA. I JUST GOT A NEW INFLATABLE DOLL. TIMS COMING OVER ALSO. THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DOPPLEGANGER YET. WE ARE GONNA RUN A TRAIN ON THIS BLOWN UP FREAK...I CALL SLOPPY SECONDS.
by saintofcircumstance April 10, 2019
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