Gringo's definitions

headlamps

Basicaly, a large pair of BREASTS,

by Gringo June 4, 2003

Dagnham Handshake

A difficult manuover whereby a gentleman places his pinky up a lady's BRONZE EYE, the middle 3 fingers within the FANJITA and the thumb rests lightly on the DEVIL'S DOORBELL. A Dagnham Handshake is easier from behind, though adepts in the handshake can perform it from up front whilst gazing romanticly at the lady's HEADLAMPS.

by Gringo June 4, 2003

Tantricyogi

A man weak in Measuring-Units who normally confuses Millimeters with Inches, and vice-versa.

The Pizza guy was flabbergasted when Tantricyogi asked for a 12 millimeter pizza with pepperoni.

by Gringo July 6, 2003

Weaner

A white, usualy male, person who tries to act Mexicanin every aspect. See Beaner.

All he does is hang out with spicks he is such a beaner.

by Gringo December 7, 2004

budmaas

An extremely effeminate, fairy kinda person with homosexual tendencies who is usually hounded by other effeminate fairy kinda persons who go by the name ZEN. Budmaas normally plays the husband in the relationship, while ZEN plays the wife.

While Budmaas shoved his well-oil schlong up ZEN's ass, Zen closed his eyes and moaned with pleasure.

by Gringo July 6, 2003

heaumeau

Alternate spelling for "homo". A benign reference to homosexuality serving as a playful insult amongst friends. However, it can be used in serious argument.

LSU fans are a bunch of heaumeaus.

by gringo March 8, 2005

Wapanese

A derogatory term used to describe any person fanatical about the Japanese culture and tries to become Japanese at any expense(and usually failing.)

A wapanese person is more acurately described as a social misfit that tries to find belonging by means of the Japanese Culture by entering a group or other groups of people with similar background and common interest(that being the Japanese culture.)

Possible a case of Yellow Fever

1.Outside of class, due to their lack of ability, first year Japanese students speak Wapanese with other students instead of Japanese in its entirity.

2. Japanese find it cute when Americans speak Wapanese.

by Gringo December 3, 2004